Last updated: 26 March 2007


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Welcome to The Crude Apache Web site.

"The best theatre company in Europe" - Dr. Ian Gibson, M.P

"Crude Apache is a knocking shop for attention seeking alcoholics" - Karl Minns

Evening News
Web-Site of the Week 12th December 1996


Photo of some of the luvvies by Bert Eke
Accessable, entertaining, but would you like these people in your home?

Crude Apache are a loose collective of (occasionally) like minded individuals, dedicated to the production
of entertaining, accessable, half decent, theatre, film, comedy, cabaret, music and related art forms.

Alternatively, we're a bunch of drunks who REALLY understand how to have a good time.

PLUS, we'd like to stick two fingers up to the theatrical establishment,
but some of them are our best mates (and we're scared).

This site contains information on (nearly) every show we've ever done (see "The Plays"),
how the company is run, (see "The Constitution" & "The Committee"),
past and present members of Crude Apache, plus a little history ("The People"), what we're doing next
and some photos (including a particularly unpleasant one of an arse, find it if you dare).


When Darkness Falls


The Newsletter

The PlaysThe GalleryThe People

The ConstitutionThe CommitteeLinks

FilmsThe Nimmo Twins

Guidelines for New Directors

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this site is maintained by Jon Creek

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